Hi, I make terrible music. What do you do with your life?
Age 26, Male
Joined on 7/11/09
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Herp music and derp
Complete the first chapter.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Beat 3 bosses !
Max your Health skill
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Kill Stage 2's boss